58 to 40: She is fun-loving

Julianne is fun-loving.  In fact, I might even say she can be goofy at times, but NOT in the Post Title (of course).  Our daughter Amaree even has nick-named her “Nuttiness.”  And sometimes it fits.

Julianne is not obnoxious.  She is also not very outspoken or gregarious (like her husband).  But, she has a goofy side.   I think that our children picked up their “goofy” sides from her.   I am just not as goofy…or am I?

Typical fun with Julianne photobombing

Dracula Teeth

One of my first memories of her goofiness was when she was having a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup and then put the brown wrapper over her teeth. Or the “Orange Peel Smile.”  One time our daughter caught her using spaghetti to make Dracula teeth…

She has done funny teeth things with pistachio shells too.  You never know what she may come up with.

I got the biggest kick out of her a couple of years ago when she had to create a poster for a graphic arts class at the University of Kentucky.  This poster is a prime example of her “creative goofiness.”  I had to include it here.  She did ALL of the art work…including the characterization of herself from actual photos….

Julianne is notorious for her photo-bombs and funny faces in photos.  Here are a couple of them from the past.

Photobomb 2 (upper right) — yes, the kids get it from her!

Selfie with Seth

Photobomb 3

A couple of Christmas seasons ago, we went around Lexington to take Christmasy pictures together.  She insisted on hiding her face in each one..just for fun.

Where is Julianne?

Where is Julianne?

Where is Julianne?

Always a master of disguise, she is happy to hide herself in plain site.


Hidden in plain site….

It is absolutely fun being with these sweet, fun-loving, sometimes downright goofy gal!!  Love her to death (and life)!!  Life with her is Happyville!

Powerball Frenzy: Dopamine Dreaming

Powerball3Today is the big day!  Yes, the record breaking $1.5 billion Powerball drawing will take place later tonight and somebody’s life will dramatically change.

Just a day after President Obama’s final State of the Union address, the real talk on the web and in social media will likely be this humongous lottery jackpot.  And for me, I am actually excited to get away from Obama bashing, Trump tirades, racial hatred, political memes and yes, the millions of cat and dog photos on Facebook.

powerball-logoMind you, I am not typically a Powerball ticket purchaser.  Not even occasionally such.  But, there are times when I give in and spend a specific budgeted amount to get a couple of them.  Why? For the entertainment value – the opportunity to let my dopamine kick in and do a little dreaming.  Don’t we do that when we spend $14/person to go see a Star Wars movie in 3D?  The joy of the “What if” is pleasurable and gets my mind, if only for a brief few days, off of all of the other banter from Social Media and the news.

KYLotteryTo be sure, I am fully aware that my true chances of taking home the $1.5 billion ($900 million cash upfront minus taxes — maybe about $500 million) is next to not even being slimmly nil.  The odds of getting all six numbers correct, which never change, are slightly more than 292.2 million to 1 (in other words, there are 292.2 million possible combinations of the five white balls and red Powerball. That’s where the one in 292.2 million odds comes from, and they stay the same regardless of how big the jackpot grows or how many people buy tickets).  Let’s face it, our finite minds cannot really fathom numbers in the millions.  So, here are some other things that I may actually have a better chance at than winning the Powerball jackpot….

Here are 10 things more likely to happen to people than winning the lottery.

Getting struck by lightning in any given year: 1 in 1,190,000, according to the National Weather Service.

Dying after being bitten or struck by a dog: 1 in 103,798, according to the National Safety Council.

Hitting a hole in one for an amateur golfer: 1 in 12,500, according to Golf Digest.

Being attacked by a shark: 1 in 11.5 million, according to the International Shark Attack File.

Being fatally struck by an asteroid or comet falling to Earth: 1 in 75,000, according to a Tulane University study.

Being dealt a royal flush in poker: 1 in 649,740, according to Central Washington University.

A woman giving birth to twins: 33.3 in 1,000, according to the Centers for Disease Control and 

Dying of a bee, wasp or hornet sting: 1 in 75,852, according to the National Safety Council.

Dying in a plane crash: 1 in 8 million, according to OSHA.

Living to 100 years old in the United States: 1.73 in 10,000, according to the 2010 Census Special Report.

IMG_7132In fact, there is another item that many participate in that has worse odds. Your odds of finishing with a perfect NCAA men’s tournament bracket.Basically, according to some, you have a 1 in 1,610,543,269 chance of calling every game right. A professor at DePaul University has done a different calculation…he says the odds are:

1 in 9,223,372,036,854,775,808

There are 63 total games in a tournament bracket. For each of those games, two teams play, and one team wins. So, filling out a bracket consists of picking 63 winners. So, you have two options for the first game, two options for the second game, two options for the third game, and so on, for all 63 games. To get the total number of possible ways to fill out a bracket, you multiply together all 63 of these twos, giving us 263, or 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 possible brackets. If all of these brackets are equally likely — if each game in the entire tournament is a 50-50 tossup, and picking the winner is basically a coin flip — we then get the odds of a correct bracket at one in 9.2 quintillion. HA!


powerball-lottery-winners-1A recent article in the San Jose Mercury News focused on how the lottery can kick dopamine into gear. According to the article:

“It’s the brain chemical associated with reward, pleasure and addiction. And it’s digging into pockets at a maddening pace this week when the California lottery expects to sell $60 million in Powerball tickets — 10 times what it sells on a typical week.

Thanks a lot, dopamine. Whether the jackpot is $9 million or $900million, the odds of winning are stuck at a buzzkilling one in 292 million.”

With $1.5 billion up for grabs, it doesn’t take a neuroscientist to explain how people may be ignoring probability this week because of the way the brain processes risk and reward.

“In the brain stem of a gambler, dopamine neurons are firing very high, pushing them to put out the money, to go and buy the ticket,” said a professor of neurology at UC San Francisco.

IMG_6654I too feel that dopamine rush as I dream of the “What If” options. I consider the entire process…signing the ticket, getting a safe deposit box, getting lawyers and a financial team.  I think about how to allocate the money.  What charities will I be able to pass some on to?  Which family members?

Then comes the fun part…how would I spend the money?  Would we buy a big compound in the mountains and add solar and wind energy?  Would we take a year long cruise? How would we tell our children and what would we do for them?

IMG_6541And to me, the pleasure lasts longer than a Star Wars movie and costs less.  It is fun to have the occasional dopamine dreams. Reality tells me that I don’t have a chance whatsoever.  But, I have a better chance if I buy a ticket. If I don’t buy a ticket, I most certainly won’t win.  But only this time.  I am participating in history!

Money, Money, Money…ain’t it funny, in a rich man’s world.  I am running down a dream and, as Aerosmith sings… Dream On!

But only this time….

Super Pi Day: OK, I Am a Geek

PiDayToday is Super Pi Day, a spin off of Pi Day. Pi Day is typically celebrated on 3/14 at 1:59, but this year is special as it is celebrated on 3/14/15 at 9:26:53. Super Pi Day only happens once every hundred years.

Pi Day gets its name from the mathematical term Pi (π) which, of course is the number. The number π is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. It’s an irrational number, meaning that it can’t be represented by a common fraction. Thus, its decimal representation never ends, and it never settles into a permanent repeating pattern.  Read some interesting Pi Factoids here.The idea of celebrating Pi was organized by Larry Shaw at the San Francisco Exploratorium in 1988. On March 12, 2009, the U.S. House of Representatives even passed a non-binding resolution recognizing March 14 as National Pi Day.

A Pi Pie

A Pi Pie

Many celebrate the day by eating and making pies.  Some even make them in the shape of the Greek character Pi, as shown above.  This has become traditional in many places around the world!

I Was There to celebrate Pi Day today at 9:26:53 AM

I Was There to celebrate Pi Day today at 9:26:53 AM

There is most certainly a geeky, novelty loving side of me, so I looked for a good digital clock for my iPhone and downloaded it so I could catch the moment down to the second.  Unfortunately, the digital clock did not show the year, but, rest assured it is 2015!!  And, I am cheap gee as well…I bought the free version of the app, which does not include the weather, so it says 00 for the temperature. HA!

Einstein's Birthday is on Pi Day

Einstein’s Birthday is on Pi Day

Finally, I should note that Einstein’s birthday is March 14, so one of the world’s most amazing mathematicians was born on Pi Day.

Pi Day Simpsons

Pi Day Simpsons

And for a final fun piece of trivia, check out the post on my favorite travel site Roadside America about the monument in Portland, OR with the wrong value of Pi engraved for the world to chuckle at….

WrongPiHave a happy Pi Day…if you missed the exact time, set your digital clock on 12 hour clock, rather than military time (which is what I use), and you can celebrate again tonight at 9:26:53 PM…will be the second time in 100 years you can celebrate!!

And go make yourself a pie!

Pi Day Pie

Pi Day Pie

Cooking Game Shows – A Layman’s Glossary and more

Sumoflam Eating

Sumoflam Eating

I am not a good cook. I never have claimed to be one. Perhaps I am most well known to my children for my “amazing” tuna fish casserole (which I have not made in probably 5 years, but was a staple when the kids were growing up.)

Tuna Fish Casserole - not mine, but similar looking to what I made

Tuna Fish Casserole – not mine, but similar looking to what I made

It was typically comprised of egg noodles, a can of cream of mushroom soup, some onions, peas, a couple of cans of tuna fish in water and some black pepper. The extras typically included the cheese powder from a box of Mac and Cheese as well as some real shredded cheese. My only other famous dish was Japanese style rice curry.

Japanese rice Curry - similar to what we make at home

Japanese rice Curry – similar to what we make at home

Both were not necessarily very appealing to look at (though both make my mouth water), but both tasted good and filled the belly. I can admit that cooking is not my forte…not even my pianissimo. And I had failures: like the time we were out of cream of mushroom soup so I replaced it with canned tomato soup (yes indeed, YUCK is right). I have still not lived that one down. And then there were the chocolate pancakes I tried to make while serving as a missionary in Japan. I used baking powder….big mistake. They were so bad and rubbery that one of the other missionaries poked a hole in one and hung it on a wall in the apartment.  It apparently stayed for over a year in that place in moist Japan and never got moldy or hard…just stayed rubbery.  Even some 40 years later I occasionally get razzed about that one!

So, jump to 2014/15 and its a wonder that I have become fascinated by cooking game shows. There are a plethora of them out there and I enjoy most of them.  To name a few of my favorites:Cutthroat Kitchen

    • Cutthroat Kitchen – A Food Network classic hosted by chef turned TV Star Alton Brown, the object of the game is to defeat the other cooks in cooking the assigned dish despite a mad array of unusual and sinister sabotages that can be bought by the cooks. They each start with $25,000 and the winner takes home whatever cash they have remaining. The show has also made stars out of well known chefs Jet Tila, Simon Majumdar and Antonia Lofaso. The judges make their decisions on the appearance, the taste and if the dish reminds them of what the assigned dish should be like.


    • Chopped – Another famous Food Network competition hosted by cookbook author Ted Allen, who first appeared on the Bravo Network’s Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, has been around since 2009. Four chefs compete for $10,000 in three rounds having to concoct dishes from a mystery basket that typically has four very diverse ingredients. The judges base their decision on creativity, presentation and taste. The show has made stars out of judges Aaron Sanchez, Geoffrey Zakarian, Amanda Freitag, Marc Murphy, Chris Santos and Scott Conant, among a group of other occasional guest judges.


    • MasterChef – This Fox Network cooking competition show features Hell’s Kitchen’s Gordon Ramsay as the main star, along with chefs Joe Bastianich and Graham Elliott. Recently the show has had a series called MasterChef Junior, which is a favorite of ours. It features children between age 8 and 13. Ultimately, 12 contestants are selected and then eliminated one by one with the ultimate MasterChef winning a trophy and $100,000.


    • The Great Food Truck Race – Kind of like an amazing race coupled with cooking competition for Food Truck wannabes. Hosted by Tyler Florence, the show starts off with a number of specialty food trucks and their teams of three who travel across the country facing numerous cooking challenges and assignments. The team with the least amount of money earned at the end of each leg is sent home. The final winner gets to keep their food truck and a $50,000 prize.


    • Worst Cooks in America – This show, which has featured Anne Burrell, an Iron Chef winner and restaurant owner, along with new co-host Tyler Florence, takes 12 “recruits” who supposedly are terrible cooks and runs them through a culinary boot camp, eliminating contestants each week until there is an ultimate winner, who takes home $25,000.


  • Guy’s Grocery Games – This stars chef Guy Fieri, who gained fame for his Diners, Dives and Drive-ins show. Like many others, the show features four chefs competing in a grocery store with special twists and challenges. After the first three are eliminated, the final winner then gets a list of 10 items that must find in 2 minutes to win up to $20,000. There was a diner owner in Lexington who competed in November 2014 and I have visited her and her diner.
Ranada West-Riley with Guy Fieri and other contestants from Guy's Grocery Games Nov. 2014

Ranada West-Riley (second from left) with Guy Fieri and other contestants from Guy’s Grocery Games Nov. 2014

Sumoflam visits Lexington Diner owner Ranada West-Riley

Sumoflam visits The Lexington Diner owner Ranada West-Riley

There are a number of others out there, but they all basically have two things in common – contestants and judges. As well, throughout all of the competitions there are a number of terms thrown out by the judges, which have always struck me as funny, because the usual normal person out there going to a restaurant to eat typically would never use any of the terminology.

Over the past few weeks I have been keeping track of terms that are usually mentioned by judges in most of these competitions. I will detail them below, but here are a few: Acidity, flavor development, appearance, depth of character, pairing of ingredients. I have also learned restaurantese with terms such as sous chef, chef de cuisine, chef de partie and others.  Then there are the interesting ingredients that isles common in the shows, but I had never heard of such as marscapone, pancetta, crėme fraiche and roulade. Then there is the appearance part…many of the dishes seem to demand an artistry of presentation. I mean, what is with the swoosh of cream or sauce on the plate? And then the exact placement of a spring of basil on top? Does the artistry on the plate create a further appeal to the palate?

So, for the guy like me who loves to eat and loves to watch these game shows about food, I am going to try to decipher some of the terms:

All About the Food

    • Acidity: Commonly heard on the shows…not enough acidity…too much acidity.  We all know what acid is, but what does it mean in cooking? If a dish has enough salt and still tastes flat, it’s often because it needs a mouthwatering burst of acidity—think of a squeeze of lemon on a piece of fish, or vinegary pickles on a sandwich. If a dish is too acidic, the way to achieve balance is to add fat or sugar to mute the sourness.
Nigiri sishi has a number of developed flavors

Nigiri sishi has a number of developed flavors

    • Flavor Development: Well, you hear this a lot as well…. This is just fancy lingo for the myriad of techniques in good cooking that create good flavor in dishes. It doesn’t refer to any one specific thing. As I read somewhere on the web – it sounds far more professional to say “the flavor in this dish is not well developed” than to say “this dish is bad.”
Colorful Fruits can be very appealing

Colorful Fruits can be very appealing

    • Appearance: Flavor development may be important, but the first step is the appearance of the food. The appearance of food and beverages seem to influence craveability and a desire to partake of these items. Ultimately, the appearance of food influences food choice. All of these shows have a heavy focus on the appearance.
Food Presentation is so important in these games

Food Presentation is so important in these games

    • Presentation: Presentation goes along with Appearance. A definition in Wikipedia states that “food presentation is the art of modifying, processing, arranging, or decorating food to enhance its aesthetic appeal.”  Presentation and Appearance are both a part of the Plating process, which makes or breaks most contestants, before the food is ever tasted.
Plating with "swooshy" sauces...art on a plate

Plating with “swooshy” sauces…art on a plate

    • Plating: I get a kick out of watching the plating process on these shows. The methods of adding food on the plate, the swooshing of sauces (actually called “pulling”), the mixing of colors, etc.
Plating with sauce...art on a plate

Plating with sauce…art on a plate

Ingredient Pairing example

Ingredient Pairing example

    • Pairing of Ingredients: I often hear the judges say “great pairing” or “poor pairing” of ingredients. I have heard often of pairing of wines to cheeses or meals, but never really thought about pairing of ingredients. Of course, my example above of using canned tomato soup to make tuna casserole is most likely a poor example of pairing!!

In researching for this post I came across a really interesting post about plating.  You can read it here. Called the “Art of Cuisine: Plating Sauces,” it was a real learning experience for me.  For instance, the author notes “the ratio of the food on the plate to negative space should be 40% food and 60% “negative” space, i.e. space that isn’t taken up by food.” As if I really care, but, apparently there is a rule and I am sure that the “esteemed judges” on these shows know these rules.


Chefs of All Kinds

Everyone knows what a chef is.  I grew up seeing Chef Boyardee in his chef hat, which I have learned is called a “toque blanche.” According to Wikipedia, The modern toque is popularly believed to have originated with the French chefs Marie-Antoine Carême (1784–1833) and Auguste Escoffier (1846–1935).  So, we know what they wear, but I was never aware there were so many kinds of chefs.  Following are three that crop up often on these game shows.

A typical sous chef

A typical sous chef

  • Sous Chef: A Sous-Chef de Cuisine also known Under-chef of the kitchen is a chef who is the “the second in command in a kitchen; the person ranking next after the head chef. Sous-chefs must plan and direct how the food is presented on the plate, keep their kitchen staff in order, train new chefs, create the work schedule, and make sure all the food that goes to customers is of the best quality to make customers happy
Typical Chef de Partie

Typical Chef de Partie

  • Chef de Partie: When I first heard this name I chuckled in the thought that they actually have chefs whose focus is on parties.  Well, not really the case. A chef de partie, station chef, or line cook, is a chef in charge of a particular area of production in a restaurant. In large kitchens, each chef de partie might have several cooks or assistants. In most kitchens, however, the chef de partie is the only worker in that department. Line cooks are often divided into a hierarchy of their own, starting with “first cook,” then “second cook,” and so on as needed by the establishment.  Wikipedia has a breakdown of the different line chef titles.
Chef de Cuisine example

Chef de Cuisine example

  • Chef de Cuisine:  The Chef de Cuisine or executive chef is the main chef in a restaurant. He/she is in-charge of every other functional chef in the kitchen.This position is also known as chef manager, Head chef and Master chef.
Cooking Ingredients

Cooking Ingredients

Typical Basket from "Chopped"

Typical Basket from “Chopped”

Commonly Uncommon Ingredients

These cooking shows offer a literal cornucopia of ingredients, many which I have never heard of.  There are always the usual ones – onions, vegetables, sugar, flour, etc.  But what about marscapone, pancetta, crėme fraiche and roulade?  I don’t think I have ever used any of these.



  • Marscapone: Seems like this ingredient appears in almost all of the shows. I have learned that it is a type of cheese.  But, why is it always used? Mascarpone is an Italian cheese made from cream, coagulated by the addition of citric acid or acetic acid. According to Cheese.com, mascarpone is used in both sweet and savory dishes. It is added to enhance the flavor of the dish without overwhelming the original taste. The cheese tastes best with anchovies, mustard and spices, or mixed with cocoa or coffee. Tiramisu, a layered dish with espresso, brandy, chocolate and Mascarpone has brought the cheese to the forefront of Italian cooking. Another possible use of Mascarpone is to thicken puddings and dessert creams. It is also popular as a standalone dessert served with fruit or syrup.


  • Pancetta:  Pancetta is another ingredient I hear often. Seems to me like it is a type of bacon, but probably much much better. According to Wikipedia, pancetta is is Italian bacon made of pork belly meat that is salt cured and spiced with black pepper and sometimes other spices.
Creme fraiche

Creme fraiche

  • Crème fraîche: When I hear this one (which is also often), I end up thinking Cream Fresh and wonder why they call it that. But, actually, Crème fraîche is a soured cream containing 30–45% butterfat and having a pH of around 4.5. It is soured with bacterial culture, but is less sour than U.S.-style sour cream, and has a lower viscosity and a higher fat content. European labeling regulation disallows any ingredients other than cream and bacterial culture. It is often used to finish hot savory sauces and is also the basis of many desserts and dessert sauces.



  • Roulade: A roulade is a dish of filled rolled meat or pastry. Traditionally found in various European cuisines, the term roulade originates from the French word “rouler”, meaning “to roll”.


  • Al Dente: In cooking, al dente describes pasta and vegetables, rice or beans that are cooked to be firm to the bite. The etymology is Italian “to the tooth.” If pasta is too soft or mushy it is not al dente.
  • Render Out: Often when the cooks explain their recipes on these shows, they talk about “rendering out” the bacon or pancetta.  HERE is a good post about rendering bacon. Ultimately, render means “cook the fat out of.” The bacon and/or pancetta is almost always cubed when rendering happens on these shows. Mmmm….bacon….
  • Wine Reduction: So, how does one “reduce” a wine?  Obviously, you can reduce the amount of wine by drinking some of it.  But, I don’t think that is what they mean. Actually, in cooking, reduction is the process of thickening and intensifying the flavor of a liquid mixture such as a soup, sauce, wine, or juice by simmering or boiling. Reduction is performed by simmering or boiling a liquid such as stock, fruit or vegetable juices, wine, vinegar, or a sauce until the desired volume is reached by evaporation. This is done without a lid, thus enabling the vapor to escape from the mixture.
  • Caramelize: I love caramels…those rich creamy candies.  But, when a cook talks about caramelizing onions, I most certainly don’t think of caramels! Caramelization  is the browning of sugar, a process used extensively in cooking for the resulting nutty flavor and brown color. As the process occurs, volatile chemicals are released, producing the characteristic caramel flavor.  Guess what? Onions have sugars and that is why they are caramelized?
  • Emulsify: Another word I have heard many times, but never really understood. When you whisk together two liquids—like oil and vinegar—that normally won’t bond together, you can cause them to form a single liquid that may stay stable for at least a short period of time. Think about what oil and vinegar look like when well-whisked – the result is thicker and almost creamy looking: that is an emulsification.  A vinaigrette is an emulsified liquid.
  • Socarrat: I like rice a lot.  Especially a good savory rice that has been fried. Japanese/Korean Fried rice is wonderful, especially when some of it has browned and caramelized (there’s that word again!!) Turns out that the burnt and crunchy portion of a good al dente (Ha! used it too) rice grilled in a pan, like fried rice, is called socarrat.
A rice with caramelized socarrat

A rice with caramelized socarrat

It is obvious that these game shows are meant for entertainment as chefs, cooks, culinary experts and the likes go at each other to show off their crafts and cuisine arts.  But, they can be learning experiences at so many levels.  Now I’m hungry!!


Biting into the “small” burger at Big Jud’s in Rexburg, ID in 2013. They are home to the 1 LB and 2 LB Challenges…